Avast Th’ Pirate’s Day Outfits!
“Ahoy, ‘tharr’! It be Talk Like a Pirate’s Day soon on September 19th! Be sure t’ check out them…”
**DISTRACTED**
“ARRRRR!! Can’t look away…..must “star” in this….direction….”
/Sigh
“That be weird. Anyway, as I be sayin’, be sure t’ check ou’ them swashbucklar outfits if ye`re goin’ t’ be joinin’ in wi’…”
**SAPPED**
Don’t fall into the foolish and drunkard nature of piracy. Follow your true calling, be a quiet rebel, and dress like one of us this September 19…